STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait
it was 99 cents
she keeps me warm
this is my dream conversation
Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.
Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.
imagine going into work and having the oscars call
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT LIFE COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER