I guess I can retire now.
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THAT’S IT GUYS, THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
relationship goal: a relationship
Only real 90s kids remember waking up in the middle of the night seeing girls gone wild commercials on your tv
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
What does it matter? Nothing matters anymore.
some people wanna spread their wings and fly, i just wanna spread my legs and ride
not sure if this person is an avid motorcyclist or just extremely open about their sexuality
Setting Things Right! by Thomas Sanders