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My Imaginary Serenity

feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

(via casterlyrox)



anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(via noselikeringo)




thisfeliciaday:

I guess I can retire now.

thisfeliciaday:

I guess I can retire now.


And now, for The Best Children’s Book Ever 

seaborg:

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THAT’S IT GUYS, THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

(via product-of-a-cunt)


smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

(via pxndsong)


sixpathsofbased:

Only real 90s kids remember waking up in the middle of the night seeing girls gone wild commercials on your tv

(via hermeowjesty)


bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via tacoposey)